Friday, April 24, 2009

LMFAO Friday #9

Here we are on Friday... The day that I became the only winning ticket holder for the Mega Million Jackpot!!! Yeah, I know, the drawing isn't even until tonight... I just wanted to see it in print, OK, so sue me you'll get more money out of a turnip.

So far a week of hubby's unemployment has decimated my schedule. I'm up much longer than usual and now we get up when the munchkin climbs into bed with us and starts patting our arms and Jas-speaking a mile a minute at us... although, c'mon, isn't that like the best mama alarm clock ever?

We've been to the coast once. And I got our bedroom completely cleaned out. My inner-voice reminded me of something I heard a long time ago about clearing out what you don't need to make room for what you do need... I'm paraphrasing. But I'm feeling physically sore in places I didn't know I had, Jiminy Crickets did I forget that I'm WAY closer to 40 than 30 I don't know what I was thinking cause now my body hates me like Jimmy 'the Tulip' hates mayonnaise very motivated after getting that room done. Once I get the office/tool-storage/crap-overload room cleared out the way I want damn near empty, I'll be unstoppable!

Anyway, enough of my boring life ~ on to the FUNNY!!!




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You know the skinny trend has gone too far when even the Venus Flytrap is on a diet.



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In a minute, when her friend tells her the punchline, Janice will get whiplash...



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Ahhhh, the two-tone Astrovan stretch limo. A classic in ghettos everywhere.



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...unless you prefer the economy Prelude pimp-mobile.



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"Will you hang on, Harry? I'm trying to get a close-up of my retina!"



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I would have given body parts to know where this was when I was 18!



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Hey, hey, hey, 'La Vida Loca' changed the world too!!!



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The original design was for a hat...



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That's one hell of a cow ya got there, Bob. I think Bessie's an alcoholic, Bob.




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3 comments:

The Retired One said...

Too funny once again!
Take some Aleve for your house cleaning sore muscles (and a little wine too!)

Military Momz said...

My oldest would love the pimped out Prelude. He loves Preludes and had one for about a year. Look forward to your posts all week!

Military Momz said...

Had to comment on the MegaMillions. I played and LOST, but I played tonight too, so maybe I won. I will check in the morning. Hope I did.