LMFAO Friday ~ Swine Flu Week Two Edition

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Yes, week two of bleep-bleepedy-bleep-bleep-bleepin' Swine Flu. But on the upside, Sam's sister came by yesterday with his TV and coffee pot and some other stuff from the storage unit, so he's officially stopped drinking up my coffee. Proof that there is a God... and that God likes Sam.

Hubby not so much, cause I'm totally ready to kill him, but that's old news, so I won't even bother elaborating this time.

My lungs are still congested. I'm still so wheezy that I couldn't sneak up on a deaf person, and therefore, by extension, I'm still friggin' exhausted and sleeping all kinds of weird hours. Let me put it to y'all this way; if my immune system was a car, it'd be a 12 year old Yugo.

So enough of my personal wah-biddy-wah-wahs... Let's get to LMFAO Friday!

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Every teenage boy in the world wants those teachers creating materials for them!




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Filming for the new National Lampoon movie started today.




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Once again, cigarette companies have denied that they're targeting children...




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Carl's boss didn't appreciate him installing joke switches on the customers' propane tanks.




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When prostitutes are born again...




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Oh, how sweet, Timmy was sharing.




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...and that'd be the weather in Fathead, Arkansas, Bob.




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From a money making standpoint, that's a win-win situation if I ever saw one.




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The rappers have finally gotten the best of Jersey.




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They let me drive tour buses again...




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Hey Jeannie, fyi, your taillights are out.
Hey Joe, fyi, your brakes need to be replaced.




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Obviously, this is mislabeled... it's supposed to be a pedicure set.




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The kid with the price gun used to be an auctioneer...