LMFAO Friday ~ Happy Birthday Karen Edition

My little sister turns *ahemcough35coughahem* today. I wrote about her in the post The Difference Between Sisters and may have mentioned briefly that she is the reason y'all are LMFAO Friday~ing your way into the weekend. It was Karen who turned me on to Fail Blog. And since I wrote the post about her, she has since returned to her beloved fire department as a volunteer firefighter. A fact that, although I can't get a hold of her round the clock like I used to, and she doesn't watch Gray's season finale on the night it airs so I have no one to O.M.G.!!!! with until Friday, and the whole idea of her rushing into burning buildings kinda scares the livin' shit out of me; it makes me so proud to have a sister that's dedicated to helping others. Just one more reason I ponder if we're actually blood related... JK... it's just one more reason why I love this woman...

Aside from the fact that she's twisted like a corkscrew in the humor department ~ thank God, cause otherwise I'd be all alone when I went to hell for some of the things I find hilarious...

So today, I say to you,

"Happy 35th Birthday my amazing sister!!!"

and her reply would probably go something like this, "Thank you, now get to the good stuff, I'm a busy woman!"

So I shall... cause I suck, and this is the only birthday 'card' she's getting from me ;-)

Love Ya Kar! Hope it's a great day (and that you aren't hung over like a dog tomorrow...)

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What a Merry White Supremacist Christmas




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"...short people got, no reason. Short people got, no reason..."




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Diabetics are thrilled at the new meaning of 'a stick twice a day'...




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That's one hell of a gas cap ya have there, Fred.




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Note to Self: Do NOT get new tattoos when I'm a week out of Prozac and have been drinking...




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It says: Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my familys wellbeing at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our “justice” system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f–k alone.

I have to know... did he get another jury summons?




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So... Southern hookers work out of McDonald's?




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Teachers always know which parents shop at Dollar Store for school supplies.




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Now y'all know where 'flavored' Coke comes from...




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With global competition as fierce as it is, this is the future of Japanese rush hour.




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Budget cuts are hurting everyone...




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Laugh all you want, Jimmy had to run like hell to catch that filet mignon!