Well, my dear, abused readers, I'll tell ya what's going on... I've been dealing with country dial-up and not enough patience to operate the system. Something happens to a person when they try to run a blog and do the networking required to make it fly farther than into the fan when that person is slapped in the face by their ISP every time they go online. After chasing the munchkin, who, I might add, is in Full. Blown. Terrible. Two's. And if I thought anything that came before was bad *eyeroll* I was in fantasy land. I was so beat down that I'd become thrilled whenever I was getting 40 Kbps, but with the rains, it had started turning 28.8 into my top speed.
But, finally I caught a break from one of the most unexpected sources. The generally acknowledged bane of my existence. Best Buy. For once in my life, the ole yellow and blue came through and I didn't want to kill something after several hours inside... despite their still dismal bathrooms.
For once, the prowess of their hypnotic salespeople did me some good. They had a guy in there who was skilled enough to talk Hubby into 3G wireless internet access.
Once againthe angels are descending from heaven and singing the hallelujah chorus, but this time they're my angels.
No more blogger envy as I see that so & so has dropped a bazillion entrecards every single stinkin' day. No more wishing I could get to all my blog followers that have been spectacular in their persistent commenting, and comment back, because to do so would literally take hours out of my day... and I'm not even into double digit comments with any regularity! Imagine if I had comment numbers like some of y'all? OMG! I mean, I want 'em, but at those speeds it would have killed me!
So, I want to thank you for sticking with me, and let you know that I now have the internet speeds to not appear like such an ungrateful comment recipient. From now on, I'll be able to visit and comment, and drop cards and all kinds of other things that I'll discover as I go forth into this vast wonderland that is high-speed internet...
And in celebration, albiet late, it is my pleasure to be able to give you some LMFAO Friday, even if it is a Sunday. And I'm going to be adding some new things to Aria'z Ink, to give you something for all your patience. Thanks again for showing up at all, I promise, it's about to get better. God Bless
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Where were the Politically-Correct-Police when that name was being bandied around the boardroom?
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Does a guarantee that there will be emergency room customers qualify as health care reform?
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Yes. Yes they do. That is all.
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Spend your hard-earned money buying our overpriced food here, but then get the hell out and find your own place to eat it!
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Ah, obviously, the science teacher is a graduate of community college...
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So, I'm thinking she won't be in the running this season on America's Next Top Model, but I'm sure we'll see her on Idol.
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Jeff, I don't care what you were going for, bottom line is, it turned out to be a giant statue of a naked man's ass.
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This is what happens when a redneck gets his wife's car in the divorce settlement...
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...and once again, society at large shows it's true colors...
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Oh baby, I got a whole other meanin' for that! For the abbreviation of 'point of sale' too!
3 comments:
Congrats on the upgrade. Your life will never be the same!
Welcome to the world of high speed internet and STILL not enough time to do all those drops! :)
I am so happy for you! It is SO frustrating when your computer doesn't function right. How in the hell are you supposed to be creative then, right?????
Its ok if you were late with these..I love them whenever you post them.
Hold down that little one with your foot and sneak him a hug for me.
ha
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