Friday, March 13, 2009

LMFAO Friday #3

Well, y'all, I'm back... slightly puffy-eyed, but much better now. Had a great visit with my girl!!! Watching Jos and Jas play together was incredibly terrific, and thanks to that mental image and how it warms the cockles of my twisted little heart, I'm in the mood to spread some laughter, so let's get to it, shall we...

Oops, before we do, I need to pick a winner from my only-a-couple-not-funny-comments... Way to rise to the occasion people. You're outpouring of give-a-damn was underwhelming. SO disappointing in fact, as were the comments on the last two giveaways, that I'm not giving away anything anymore. Y'all are S.O.L. in the giveaways department, just like I'm apparently S.O.L. in the comments department. Except for The Retired One and Military Momz ~ thank you ladies for making me not feel invisible! While Military Momz is listed in the top commenter section... The Retired One is far and away the winner when it comes to comments, therefore, Joan, congrats, you get the hat. Aside from that, y'all are fired.

Now that I'm good and depressed about my practical anonymity and my hopes of gaining a few followers through my giveaways being dashed to smithereens... I need my Friday LMFAO!!! So let's go~

ok, to be fair, some of these are more OMFG than LMFAO, but...




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"...this was the scene today, moments before little Sue was taken into protective custody. Sue's father, Rob, claimed that Mickey offered him six figures to allow Sue to pose for this picture. Mickey and Rob are both being held without bail on several charges, including child pornography..."



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Superman's secret exposed... next time on A Current Affair



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The battle that Gloria Steinham lost



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When the gypsies refuse to take your kids, don't despair, just take 'em to Shoeless Joe's Bar and Restaurant!



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Linda couldn't understand why she was having such a hard time selling her car...



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For some reason, Jack couldn't decide whether he was coming or going today.




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What about chickens? Will you still take chickens?







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2 comments:

Military Momz said...

Give it to the wife, its her job? I think not, LOL and my husband is so OCD about keeping our cars spotless, he would flip out to see that one with all the magazines and stuff, LOL. These were really great!

The Retired One said...

First, thanks for the shout, girlfriend. Do not worry, there are LOTs of people reading you, probably just not commenting or taking surveys. Other bloggers I am reading is saying the "followers" and commenting have dropped some. Not sure why?

Second, I loved this weeks Friday post...they are always cute and funny. Keep them up!!

Third, My post lists you for the Uber Award too. So go and get it girlfriend!!

Fourth, NEVER, NEVER NEVER doubt that others find you hilarious or that they won't read you. You are my mentor, damn it!
LOL....glad to have you posting regularly again, I thought I would go thru withdrawal!!