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I want to update my blog. I even had a couple of ideas, but they all stemmed from other things that I had written for various reasons to various people or for various assignments. OK, now I've overdosed on the word various.
I think I operate somewhere between ADD & dedicated. It may depend on the people I'm surrounded with... or it's just cause sometimes I'm really
obsessive! No, neurotic. No, well yes, but not in this way... wait maybe I am. Obsessive is actually more accurate but overused. interested (such as when I read a Malcolm Gladwell book in 24 hours or less), and other times I couldn't give a shit if I had 6 bran muffins and a pot of coffee.
Like now, I have an assignment due for my medical language class. The thing about this particular class, since I'm taking all of my classes on the Internet, is that I have to do audio submissions to particular questions and the responses to my classmates. I am sure this is because the teacher needs to make sure that we are capable of saying the words correctly. I mean, some of these words are uber-super-complicated with syllables that make my tongue tie into knots worthy of waist-length, conditioner-free blond hair. You know, words like choledocholithiasis... or nostril. It really just depends on the chapters we're doing that week.
And right now, because I detest the sound of my own voice, I have six tabs open and just realized I need to open another to check my email and yet another to make sure the house I want is still listed, and when I get the dialogue script written in the Word document I have open in the other window, I will have to open another window to record it. Oh look! Calista Flockheart and Harrison Ford got married. I should send them a congratulations email and a gift.
I may have situational ADD. It's a highly specialized form of ADD; probably not, but that's what I'm telling people. It's SO special, they don't even make drugs for it yet... well, not legal ones anyway. Take that Bloggess!
And I know why so many kids are diagnosed with ADD now; They're In School! Fucking Duh! If they were tested by having to sit in front of a Road-Warrior-of-Stolen-Cars-and-Guns-and-Hot-Lara-Croft-Looking-Drug-Whores-on-a-Search-for-the-Princess-and-the-Treasure-While-Eluding-Cops-and-Goblins video games, the numbers would be much, much lower. Someone is going to take that idea and make a million bucks off that game; I better copyright this.
And would you look at this house? I just Wonder-Woman cleaned it on Monday, how the hell is it such a disaster already? Oh, yeah, it's Thursday. I need to hurry up and get off this computer and clean this ghetto shack. And damn, I stink! I need a shower, but I should clean first cause housework makes me all sweaty. But first, I really need to update my blog so I can comment on Bloggess and get the backlink and do the homework and update my facebook status and call my sister and it's already almost 3 pm.
Maybe I should just go back to bed.