LMFAO Friday ~ Labor Day Weekend, Yeah, It's Late Edition

Yes, my dear friends and readers, it's late. I missed LMFAO Friday by an entire day and am now here grovelling at your feet for forgiveness... but hey, it's a holiday right? I was off battling... no, not traffic, a sinus infection and a destroyed looking house. OK, so the fact that I was up all night Thursday into Friday doing the Never Ending Movie Quiz on Facebook and playing 140 Mafia at the same time while rocking a super slow connection had nothing to do with it... except that I was way too distracted to come up with anything witty for you. Yeah, buh-sted.

Anyway, you were too busy battling traffic to read LMFAO and you shouldn't be reading LMFAO while you're driving so get over it... yeah, I was doing other quizzes on Facebook, and I'm PMS Bear too, which was scarily accurate for figuring out what kind of messed up Care Bear I was. I thought for sure I'd be Marijuana Bear, but those days are obviously long over... so PMS Bear it is. Fucking growl, and pass me the chocolate cause if I have to get my bloated ass up you're going to be sorry... Oh, where was I? Yeah, happy LMFAO non-Friday and a great Labor Day Weekend to y'all! And quit trying to read me while you're driving, you're being a cork in the road!

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Go, Stockboy, Go!




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Talk about your 'Happy Housewife'!




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With a name like Massacre, your kids'll have to be dead...




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OK, what was that protect our kids line again? Cause I'm pretty sure that offering up Becky as bait to predators wasn't in there.




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Well that's a discrimination lawsuit if I ever saw one! Little Timmy-Jane was mortified!




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And this, sweetheart, is how you become a hooker in Vegas.




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Obviously, they've seen the dolls above, but when did I miss this parenting memo?




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Proof that some politicians are just in it for the paycheck.




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I'm thinking that leopard-thing is lookin' a little too happy...




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Just a hunch, but I've got a sneaky suspicion that this guy didn't really win the big prize...




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I'm so Gangsta I don't care if everyone knows that I dance around my bedroom singing Zac Efron's lines in High School Musical (1, 2, and 3 thank you!) Holla!




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Well now, that depends, Jane. Am I at the library or a strip club?




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This one needs no help!




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Sears' sales are down by so much that they're trying to cash in on the cannibalism niche market.




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Jim didn't want his ex-girlfriend to see him going by her house again...