LMFAO Friday ~ Acknowledging the Lunacy Edition

So, some of you, who shall remain nameless (Joan from The Retirement Chronicles) thought that my mental spewing in the last post of Q & A was caused by my being on something... I am here to tell you that I'm drug free people. Yeap, true story. I'm really that friggin' crazy. Seriously, I've been admitting freely for some time now that this blog is written by an insane person, y'all just haven't believed me. That was a smattering of the kind of thing that goes through my head, if not daily, weekly at least. Now do you realize what a fruit cake I am? And don't I hide it well? *hugemanicsmile*

Although, on Fridays, my psychotica is your gain... Happy LMFAO Friday and a wonderful weekend to y'all!!!

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No need to send a reporter for this crash, Sally... the billboard says it all.




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Kevin had progressed dangerously from shoes to rams.




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This is what happens when you're too cheap to spend an extra $30 for the zoom feature.




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That's odd, my grandmother never claimed her DVD player was part of an age discrimination conspiracy.




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The new Child-ID program now includes age-progression pictures just in case.
Surprisingly, suicide rates of young children are on the rise...




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I told you Fox News thinks all Americans are too stupid to tell the difference! I said that just the other day, didn't I Florence? They're reporting on geography issues the same way they reported on the Bush presidency!




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Ahhh, that Walmart generosity...




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"I coulda been a contenda..." Instead he's an unemployed dumbass.




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Jane was instantly suspicious when Tommy asked her to sit down while he took his shot...




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Isn't he just the cutest thing? He was on sale, and I simply couldn't resist!




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When you're homeless in the smoldering wreckage, then can I say, "I told you so"?




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Note to self: First hit button on garage door opener, then pull into garage.
ps. best to do that last bit on all four tires




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I love my SUN, and your point is?
*psssst, didja notice the Texas license plate? I told y'all the drivers down here are stupid as sticks.




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Tina now understood why criticizing one's teammates was generally reserved for after the performance.