LMFAO Friday ~ I'm Not At BlogHer '09 Edition

No, I didn't make it to BlogHer '09 this week(end). I've been reading all your tweets and posts you BlogHer people, and may I just say, with all green-eyed-jealousy; all your partying and joint admiration/love... you suck. Are ya sure that your roommate didn't just steal your keywords or your template out from under you with all that fake buddy-buddy stuff? You know that it doesn't matter if you're rooming with a nun, they're ordering loads of in-room porn and sucking down all the alcohol out of the mini-fridge when you're not there and are going to stick you with the bill, right? And Chicago is the land of mobsters, I'd be sure to double check my luggage before I left, if you get my drift...

Now, with my non-jealous self, I hope you're having a wonderful time and making contacts and friendships that will last you the rest of your blogging careers if not the rest of your lives.

Alrightey then. Let me give ya the funny so I can go back to reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince so that I can be sorely disappointed when I finally get to watch the movie, just like I was with Order of the Phoenix... (yeah, I know, aren't I just a breath of sunshine this morning?) Happy LMFAO Friday, y'all!! ;-D

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Obviously, the marketing department didn't use the software...




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That was the last time Suzy dressed her son as a peanut...




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The love child of Chucky and Teddy Ruxpin.




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Surprisingly, Rich didn't pass his SAT's either.




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Ottawa's attempt at becoming a top honeymoon destination...




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Oh, you wretched phone, why do you lie to me?




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Judi was mortified to see that Home Depot hadn't forgotten her last visit with the kids...




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The gay mafia diversifies from Hollywood into transportation...




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(s)He should have won. That's what Marilyn would have looked like today if she'd lived.




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Do I get a discount? Even the advertising tells you it's a used cookie!




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Even more wrong; this is in the teacher's supply store...




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No breathalyzer required...




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Ohhh, Mr. Dillinger, look a time machine!




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The Soup Nazi's new vending machine venture...
"No chips for you!"